Now, I know I said my skinnies were only to be worn with long tops and tunic dresses, but I’ve found that even wearing these tops a girl can’t help but occasionally flash a bit of jean pocket. The problem is that these £5 skinnies were probably £5 for a reason – possibly related to the extreme tackiness factor of their decorations. Seriously, I’m less concerned about flashing my sizeable rear than I am about blinding passersby with the bling!
So, at lunch time today I nipped into Wilkos and bought some sandpaper, my plan being to sit down with a glass of red tonight and set to work distressing the hell out of the excess of zips and buttons on my behind. (Don’t worry, I will be removing the jeans first!) I’ll let you know how it works out!